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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: m/f

Stranger: m/f

You: asl

Stranger: m/f

You: asl

You: f

Stranger: same

You: do u liek mudkipz

Stranger: show me ur boobs

You: no

Stranger: y?

You: ecause i'ma mudkip

Stranger: wats a mudkip

You: pokemon

Stranger: please just show me them im sure they are really big

You: i am an aphibian bro i have no boobs

You: *amphibian

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Ephixa
  • Reading: Sherlock Holmes
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Pokemon Showdown
  • Eating: bluk berries
  • Drinking: tea

Stranger: M

You: hi

You: f

Stranger: Age?

You: 18

Stranger: 19

Stranger: From?

You: hyrule

Stranger: Canada

Stranger: Where is that?

Stranger: How are u?

You: west of eldin

You: i'm good

You: hbu

Stranger: Good

Stranger: What brings u here?

You: bored hbu

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: U have a bf?

You: its fine thats what ithe interwebs are 4

You: yes i do

Stranger: Ok

You: u?

Stranger: I am single

You: oh

Stranger: How long u two been togetherness?

You: well

Stranger: Together

You: we were kind of destined 2 be, so forever i guess

You: but a couple years i guess

Stranger: Will u like to lead this conversation

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: Nice

You: the last time i led something my kingdom got invaded by shadow creatures :/

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Tell me what u look like.

You: brunette, tall, blue eyes

Stranger: I am 6' 2" tall brown hair blue eyes

Stranger: Nice

You: pointed ears

Stranger: U look like me

You: taller actually :D

Stranger: No shit I got pointed ears also

You: o rly?

You: are u hylian

Stranger: Canadian version of u

You: :D

Stranger: So what type of guys u go for

You: heroes i guess

Stranger: How many bf have u had?

You: 1

You: r u into princesses?

Stranger: Such a hot girl and1 bf

Stranger: I do nott know

You: hmm

You: how about ninjas

Stranger: Never been with one

Stranger: I like a girl not beat the crap out of me

You: have u ever been so hungry u culd eat an octorok?

You: all my bf ever does is eat, sleep and save the world

You: no time for me :/

Stranger: So if I should see u in a bikini what body part will i notice first

You: my hair

You: it's really long lol

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Does it pass ur ass

You: no, but almost

You: i don't really do bikinis

Stranger: Ok

You: i'd rather read than sunbathe

Stranger: Me neither

You: i guess one could do both

Stranger: So how long u been with ur bf?

You: a couple years

You: it's awkward how short he is lol

Stranger: What his height?

You: he's about 5'4

Stranger: And ur height?

You: 6'5

You: as in "too tall for heels, like, ever"

You: do you like sword fighting?

Stranger: So he do not have to bend down to suck ur nipples

You: ummm...

Stranger: I do play sports

You: it makes it easier to ruffle his hair :3

You: what do you play?

Stranger: Soccer and hockey

You: oh cool

You: I'm into archery

Stranger: How is he in bed

You: always

Stranger: Since he is so short

You: he's always in bed

Stranger: I mean sex?

You: he had a really messed up late childhood so he really doesn't have much interest in sex

Stranger: What ur fav sex position?

You: idk

Stranger: Are u a virgin?

You: :/

You: hbu

Stranger: No

You: didnt figure

You: u seem like a sex-minded guy

You: u?

Stranger: 14

You: i had a kind of sheltered life i guess

Stranger: I love sex

You: i dont as much really

Stranger: Who was ur first

You: so is it cld in canada

You: my boyfriend

You: where in canada do u live

Stranger: It it now starting to warn up

Stranger: Alberta

You: is it true that toronto is really ghetto?

Stranger: Some parts

You: when is the PM gonna apologize for Nickelback and Justin Beiber

Stranger: So what u do for fun?

You: i like to read, paint and do archery

You: hbu

Stranger: Apoligize for what

You: the two worst musicians ever

Stranger: Nickeback isn't good

You: thats my point

You: they suck...

Stranger: Can't say the same for Justin

You: i dont like him

You: i play the harp

You: do u play music?

Stranger: Listerning

You: that is the strangest intrument i have ever heard of

Stranger: Listerning to music

You: oh

You: my bf plays a lot of music

Stranger: U a very interesting person

You: u seem nice

Stranger: I hope I do not scare u off but I like u

You: ok

Stranger: What the crazest thing u ever did?

You: i became a ninja

Stranger: Ok

You: true story

Stranger: U like to party

You: what kind of party?

Stranger: Have a few drinks

You: like ballroom dancing and fancy shit or like Ke$ha partying?

Stranger: I like to dance

You: i used to sneak into the bar with my bf when we were like 12 and party like animals :D

Stranger: The horizontal Mumbai

You: is that a sex position, a dance or both?

Stranger: What u think

You: a waste of healthy ligaments

Stranger: Sex

You: sex is like dancing but with more grunting

Stranger: It is

You: that sounded way less dum in my head

You: *dumb

Stranger: Ever had a three sum?

You: no

You: unless you're referrig to 1+2

You: XD

Stranger: u and two guys

You: not in bed, but one time I had a sword fight with 5 other guys

You: and won handily

Stranger: Ok

You: are u good at sports?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I rather play with u?

You: what's ur best subject at school

Stranger: Math

You: I'm best at science and history

Stranger: Nice

You: have u ever killed someone?

Stranger: No

Stranger: Have u?

You: in self defense

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Had sex with a girl and she bleed

Stranger: A lot

You: she was a virgin

Stranger: Mo

Stranger: No

You: either that or you have a giant dick :/

Stranger: She was married

You: scandalous :3

Stranger: It all fun

You: was it threesome?

Stranger: No

You: with her husband

You: oh

You: was he ok with it tho

Stranger: Her hubby was away

You: oh

You: i guess that's ok then

You: i never understood the problem with that sort of thing

Stranger: She love to suck cock

You: me too

Stranger: What sort of thing

You: i love chicken wings

Stranger: U hood a bj?

You: :D

You: no i like chicken with sauce

Stranger: U love bj?

You: i love chicken with sauce

Stranger: I like wings also

You: i also like innuendo and puns

Stranger: What's that

You: innuendo means sex jokes

Stranger: Tell me one

Stranger: So where is ur bf now?

You: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

You: my bf is next to me asleep

Stranger: Nice

Stranger: I like that

You: my boyfriend being asleep at 2 in the afternoon?

Stranger: Nice so I can play with u

Stranger: What u wearing?

You: tbh i like that too, he doesn't snore and he won't pester me

You: my pj's

You: silk dressing gown to be specific

Stranger: I will love to eat ur pussy

You: this escalated quickly

You: i don't even have a cat

You: cats =/= food

Stranger: U have a vigina

You: i'm biologically female, so yeah

Stranger: U have stubbles on ur pussy or clean shave

You: ...

Stranger: What will UR bf say if he wake up and see me eating ur pussy

You: he would chop off your dick lol

You: or maybe not, u would die

Stranger: Stranges place u ever had sex

You: ...

You: u?

Stranger: Change room at Sears

You: i swear i've heard someone doing it in changing rooms like 5 times in my life

Stranger: I must have been me

Stranger: I am so hard for u now

You: ok

Stranger: I do Mavel at the size

Stranger: U masterbate?

You: no

You: theres better things to do

Stranger has disconnected.

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Ephixa
  • Reading: Sherlock Holmes
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Pokemon Showdown
  • Eating: bluk berries
  • Drinking: tea
is it possible to be a self-parody fanfiction while still being legit most of the time, and parodying but still paying homage to the original source material? because that's essentially the premise of the Nth Doctor's character.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: m/f

Stranger: m/f

You: asl

Stranger: m/f

You: asl

You: f

Stranger: same

You: do u liek mudkipz

Stranger: show me ur boobs

You: no

Stranger: y?

You: ecause i'ma mudkip

Stranger: wats a mudkip

You: pokemon

Stranger: please just show me them im sure they are really big

You: i am an aphibian bro i have no boobs

You: *amphibian

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Ephixa
  • Reading: Sherlock Holmes
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Pokemon Showdown
  • Eating: bluk berries
  • Drinking: tea

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The First Doctor


William Hartnell

:iconfirstdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:We're always in trouble! Isn't this extraordinary - it follows us everywhere!

The Second Doctor


Patrick Troughton

:iconseconddoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Oh, my giddy aunt!

The Third Doctor


Jon Pertwee

:iconthirddoctorplz::iconsaysplz: Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.

The Fourth Doctor


Tom Baker

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:icontomblplz::icontombrplz::iconsaysplz:Would you like a jelly baby?
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The Fifth Doctor


Peter Davison

:iconfifthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz: An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.

The Sixth Doctor


Colin Baker

:iconsixthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Change? What change? There is no change... no time, no rhyme, no place for space, nothing! Nothing but the grinding engines of the universe, the crushing boredom of eternity!
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The Seventh Doctor


Sylvester McCoy</h3>
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The Eighth Doctor


Paul McGann

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The Ninth Doctor


Christopher Eccleston

:iconninthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Fantastic!

The Tenth Doctor


David Tennant

:icondavidtennantplz::iconsaysplz:People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
:icondoctorwhoplz:Oh yeah, and Allons-y! :D

The Eleventh Doctor


Matt Smith

:iconmattsmithplz::iconsaysplz: I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?
:iconbowtieplz::iconsaysplz:bowties are cool.
:icontrollfaceplz::iconsaysplz:No they're not.
:iconangrydoctorplz::iconsaysplz:YES THEY ARE!
:iconriversongplz::iconsaysplz:Is this guy bothering you, sweetie?
:icontrollfaceplz::iconsaysplz:Oh Shit.


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Oh yeah, almost forgot sherlock!
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I know these people irl: :iconfirelorddarkskull::iconwhat-may-be-lost::iconthe-max765::iconsamahazelmana::iconzealousyzahhak::iconparadoxprophet::iconmangafreak14::iconmsdevildawg: :iconrebelliousangel666:
Current Residence: Gallifrey
Favourite genre of music: anything political/ feel inducing
Favourite style of art: shinies
Operating System: Aspergers OS
MP3 player of choice: the TARDIS
Favourite cartoon character: the 10th as portrayed by Kevin Bolk
Personal Quote: Imagination is more important than knowledge-- Albert Einstein
Favourite word: Dapper
Favourite show: I'll give you two guesses.
Current companions: :iconfirelorddarkskull: :iconwhat-may-be-lost: :iconthe-max765:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqYdU9… <== DO NOT CLICK HERE!

no need to thank for the fav, you're welcome here anytime :D :D :D :D
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner May 16, 2015
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Derrrrp...
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Derrrrp...
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 DERRRRP...
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DERP DERRRRRRP!
(derp, derp, derp, derp, derp, derp...)




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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
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Sinister.
Wat r u doin.
Sinister...
STAHP.
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
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Yo dawg, I heard you like spikes, so I put a spike on your Spike so you can lawl while you lawl!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
:iconmarioplz:: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, (G)eh, Luigi? 
:icongayluigiplz:: OMG, I, like, totally hope she made lots of spaghetti. But not too much...
:iconmarioplz:: Gay Luigi?
:icongayluigiplz:: Yeees?
:iconmarioplz:: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ON A DIET!
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BloodfangTheGreen Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:icongayluigiplz: Oh, please. I'm fabulous just the way I am. And I work out. Guys at the gym though, amirite?
:iconcaptainfabulousplz: FALCON... BLUSH!!!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
PPPPFFFFFFFFFT:iconloolplz:
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Nocturius Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the Fav!/ Merci pour le fav!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014

STAUP RITE THERE
UNCE U READ DIS U CUNT STAUP.
YOU WILL LEIK DIE

MY NAME IS BETTY, AND I AM A SUPER DISCO PENGUIN.
LEIK, I DIED LIEK, IF U DUNT SEND DIS TWO 643748463784potato67836 PEOPLE

I WILL LEIK CUM TO YER HOUSE
AND I WILL LEIK
LIEK

LEIK

PEE ON YER NUTZ, AND OTHER PERTS OF YEE
AND YOU WILL LEIK DIE
CAUSE CHAIN MAIL IS SO DAMN FUCKIN REAL
AND IT DEFINANLTY AINT FAKE OR ANYTHING
NUUUUU IT REAL
IT REAL, BRO

LIEK

I WILL COME TOONIGHT AND EAT YER NUTS
THIS IS REAL BRO

SERRIUSLY
NO JOKE BRO

REMEMBER DIS
BETTY GOT YER NUTS

YER NEXT 

DIS IS REAL BRO
IT AINT FAKE OR ANYTHUNG
IT AINT SPAM OR NUTHIN

DIS IS REAL BRO

DIS REAL

IT AINT FAKE OR SPAM OR ANTHUNG, DIS REAL BRO DIS IS LEGIT
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
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CREEPY STARING INTENSIFIES
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Sherlock's opinion on Bieber...

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