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Prayer Warriors Episode 2: Idiotic Boogaloo

Believer in Christ: The Holy One has return.
Christ Himself: Yes you have. You have been blessed.
Believer in Christ: And with this blessing I will rid the world demons.
<Ten: World demons, eh? Ah, memories…>
Christ Himself: The unholy ones are thee, Theia47, SonnyGoten, ImagingThings and TheBratMan.
<Zeke: I’m Bratman.>
Believer in Christ: Thee have wage war on our lord Jesus Christ and must be ridden!
<Ten: I HATH TELEKINESIS!>
Chirst Himself: And Alistairlevi13 for serving the dark lord Satan!
Believer in Christ: May all these wevil ones burn in hell! Amen.
<Eleven: Whoa, whoawhoawhoa! Hold on there! Don’t talk shit about Weavile!>
Christ Himself: Bless my son.
< Eleven: Yes! Bless him! Bless him with FIRE!
Ozzy: So he DID fuck Mary Magdalene, I fuckin’ knew it!>
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord! Amen and amen.
<Zeke: And amen and amen and amen and amen-- DROP IT! Bee boo bew boo, woop-boop-woop-boop-woop-boop woo-boop, woodoodoodoodoodoodoo...
Defeating the Whore!
A prayer (speak it out load to be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever!)
<Zeke: Sounds like a rabid, retarded version of Yoda.>
I believe in everyone that is spoken with this holy word, and will follow it so the full command, even ridding the world of those flithly atheist! Amen and amen!
<Ten: It really does, Zeke.>
And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. -Leviticus 21:9
<Ten: Is “whore” an instrument now?
Zeke: If it counts, then mayonnaise should count, too.
Ozzy: I like where this is going…>
And we met to plan a attack on those evil beings. We discussed their weakness,
<Eleven: Their one and only weakness, Chocobos.>
and their desires to turn the good Christian world away from our glorious one and only great god of all nation, our lord Jesus Christ (fear all you athiest, jewish, muslim, buddhist and all others that defy this great God that will punish you and send you to hell, where you will burn for in all eternal history,
<Ten: Oxymoron!
Eleven: Emphasis on “moron,” there.>
where your body will torn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where you will be eaten by all foul breast.
<Ozzy: Fuck. Tha's a mental image NONE of us needed...>
You will all be punish, all of you. God does not put up with such evil things with this God fearing nation. And that nation is not just America, but all of the world. This is God`s world! And you athiest must convert, pray for all your wrong doings,
<Ten: I did nothing wrong!
Eleven: What about--
Ten: It was for the greater good!
Eleven: But you didn’t let me finish.
Ten: It doesn’t really matter.
Eleven: Touche.>
and believe that our lord Jesus Christ is the one and only true God! Amen).
<All: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Zeke: BOOOM!>
So we decided that we will attack a rational study group,
<Edgar: That sounds… Irrational.>
for they work foul thins which the lord Jesus Christ forbid. We brought hundred of our most faithful servents to come along to see such Godful work!
"All hail Stan" they yelled. "We will serve the devil. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will will burn for in all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast.
<Ozzy: An' there it is AGAIN! Th' fuck is wrong with you?!>
We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD!"
<Ten: Aim for the head, and don’t forget the “double-tap.”
Eleven: Zombie Jesus tho.
Zeke: He died for you soul, but he rose for your BRAAAAINS... >
I was so dishearten by this comment that I want to rip the mans head of and fed it to the dog.
"Behold the greatest servent of the lord" (Pride, a.k.a.: a sin. Idjit)
<Eleven: THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO SUPERNATURAL REFERENCES IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
Edgar: Did you take your pills, Eleven?
Eleven: Ah, shit.
Ten: *singing* Free at last, theeey took you life, but they could not take your priiiiide~
Edgar: Stop it, Doctor.
Ten: IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOOVE! WHAT MOOORE IN THE NAME OF LOOOOVE?~
Edgar: *slaps Ten*
Ten: OUCH! You little-- oh, it’s alright.>
I yelled to those foul things that call themselves people. "I have come to kill you all in the glory of our lord Jesus Christ"."On behalf of our Satanic god Zeus, God of Whores, we will slain you all. And we will send to hell!" said Clarisse La Rue, the leader of such an evil gang. Mad as I could be, I ran towards her and sliced of her unholy, God-riding hair!
<Zeke: THOU SHALT NOT SLICE OF IT!
Ozzy: Can I get that hair?>
Her head rolled on the ground as the unbelievers scream.
<Edgar: Hair =\= neck. Get it right.
Ozzy: Well, Eddie's not here, so I'm gonna say it: DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!~>
As the began to run we cached up to them and killed them all.
<Ten: Da’fuq?
Ozzy: This sounds much less pleasant than th’ album.>
We left the bodies to rot in the group, for they did not deserved to be buried.
<Eleven: Why bury them? It’s a useless religious rite.>
We left people to guard the bodies, to stop any of the unbelievers into getting them.
<Ten: But science!
Edgar: Don’t.>
The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot. -Proverbs 10:7
And we came across a temple that is a worship ground of the evil goddess Artemis, where she and her daughters kill holy lambs to the god of whores.
<Edgar: Artemis was the goddess of virginity. Just putting that out there. And she HAD NO CHILDREN.
Ozzy: YEAH! SAINT MAGDALENE! MATRON O’ WHORES!
Edgar: You did your homework. I’m proud of you , Ozzy.>
And it made me sick!
<Edgar: A simple case of haemophobia.
Zeke: *Tourette's Guy voice* And it made me FEEL, like a piece of SHIT!>
"You must all be punish" I yelled to the sinners, the filth of the Godful world that our lord Jesus Christ rules over for eternal history, ever and ever, amen and amen! "You must boy down to our God
<Ozzy: OH GOD.
Ten: Now we know that he’s Catholic, probably.>
(the only truth that must be offered in this day and age) or witness the wrath of Jesus of Nazareth, who is the one and only true God! Amen. Commit!"
<Ten: Witnessing something requires being there. You are not time travelers. Your argument is invalid.
Eleven: What about the other one and only true god? J.C.’s old man? What about him? What, is he chopped imaginary liver, now?>
"We will never bowed down to your Godful kind, for we want to corrupt the youth and bring war upon the world. WE ARE THE CAUSE FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WORLD WAR 1 AND 2, THE WAR IN IRAQ, AND THE VIETNAM WAR. WE WANT TO BRING SUFFERING TO EVERYONE!
<Ozzy: Ok, I’m no history buff in this world, but even I know that that statement is a SHITLOAD O’ FUCK.
Edgar: Yes, it is.
Ten: I second that.
Eleven: Ditto.
Edgar: World War 1 was brought about by European imperialism, much of which was “divinely inspired.” World War 2 was a direct result of the German depression caused by the Treaty of Versailles, and the Nazi party were explicitly Christian. Even the Third Reich’s high-ranking officers wore belt-buckles inscribed with the words “Gott Mit Uns,” or “God is with us.” The Vietnam war was caused in part by aiding the French colonial government, and to quell the spread of communism, and the Iraq war was nothing but a poorly-veiled crusade on both sides, mainly that of the “Christian” nation.
Zeke: If there was a microphone here, it'd be getting dropped.>
We will send every single God fearing Christian servents of the lord Jesus Christ to the death row! You will all be punished" said Annabeth, Zeus most famous whore!
<Edgar: No, that’d be Leto. Or maybe Europa. Or Ganymede. Or Callisto, Dione, Io, Semele, Thallia, Danae, Alkymene, Themis, Demeter, Metis, Mnemosyne, the list goes on.
Zeke: Captain Kirk, eat your heart out.>
"All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything" I declared to the Dogful and Christian like world!
<Zeke: So Jesus. Such dogma. Very empire. Not wow.>
Annabeth laughed. "Those ways are old and tired. Our way is much better" she screamed.
"But at least our way works! Amen"
<Zeke: *zelda CD-i voice* It does not.>
I said to the Satanic and filthful whore.
<Ten: “Filthful,” that’s a new one.
Edgar: It’s not a word.
Ten: It can be!
Edgar: Perhaps if you have the intelligence of a shovel.
Eleven: Don’t talk shit about shovels. They actually work well and don’t dick around in church.>
So I charged at her, grabbed her hair,
<Ozzy: Chick fight! CHICK FIGHT!
Zeke: This is still Jerry...
Ozzy: Shit.
Ten: That tends to happen on Jerry, though.>
and dragged her across the muddy and filthful road, where I got an axe and sliced her head open, and let all kinds of Godful worms eat her alive, letting none of her brain to survive.
THE WHORE WAS FINALLY DEAD! AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN!
<Zeke: DROP IT!>
And we had a holy party
<Ozzy: That sounds INCREDIBLY boring.>
where we prayed to God and sang hymns of his greatness and glory. We did not drink, nor did we have sex, that will make us look bad. We were Christians and did not live like those filthy Atheist that mush all die! Amen.
<Ozzy: MUSH! MUSH, DOCTOR! OVER THE MOUNTAIN! ACROSS THE SKY! YEEEEEAAAAAH!
Eleven: I’m a 1,050-year-old Atheist and I still have managed to stay a virgin, despite having more fangirls than one could shake a restraining order at. Your argument is invalid.>
PS: Priest do not have sex,
<Ozzy: Five guys an' rotating members for thirty years? No. An' Rob Halford's gay, so all you Christians out there can shit your pants now.
Zeke: Choir boys. Your argument is invalid, Jerry.>
so the church is not in trouble. It is holy and will be obey by all people!
<Zeke: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Ten: ALL SHALL OBEY THE HYPNOPOPE!>
(MST) Prayer Warriors ep. 2
MST of MrDickButtz's* Prayer Warriors, part 2. 


I own nothing.
*May not be actual username.
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Prayer Warriors Episode 1: The Skeptic’s Annotated Science Theatre
Four: *announcer voice* Hello and welcome to episode n of Maxverse Science Theatre! I’m the Doctor, fourth generation.
Ozzy:I’m the Guardian o’ Metal, Ozzy Skul
Zeke: I’m Zeke Halloway, Nerd level OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Zelda: I’m Princess Zelda of Hyrule
Zeke: *Harkinian voice* Hyrule!
Zelda: Shuddup, Zeke.
Edgar: And I’m Edgar Lockwood, Esquire. I lost a bet to Zeke.
Zeke: *Mario voice* Heeere we gooooo!


Chapter One: Being Together The Army
<Zeke: What is happen?! Somebody set up us the bomb!
Zelda: I think someone’s gotten into the glittering spores…
Ozzy: Sorry!
Zelda: That’s not-- that’s not what I meant.>

Believer in Christ: Hello Jesus!
Jesus: Hello my son.
<Four: Hello, sit down and tell me about these voices in your head. Might I inquire about your mother?
Zeke: *spy voice* YOUR MOTHER!
Zelda: *pffft* Ha ha! Oh, grow up, Zeke! Ha ha ha!>
Believer in Christ: Am I saved by writing this story.
<Edgar: Saved from what, intellect?>
Jesus: Yes my son.
Believer in Christ: Good. Now should I go hunt down those Satanists.
<All: NO!
Zeke: *Hotel Mario voice* No.>
Jesus: Yes my son.
<Zeke: *Darth Vader voice* Crazy moron, I am your father.>
Disclaimer: I do not own the Bible, God does. I will not feel sorry for using Percy Jackson as it is evil and should not have a disclaimer.
<Zeke: This is illegal, you know.
Zelda: So… by having one, are you a thief? Isn’t that a, what do you call it… err… bad… thing? Sorry, Hylia isn’t a dogmatic bitch goddess like theirs is.
Edgar: I see what you did there.>
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. -Proverbs 16:18
<Zeke: An hero to the jeebus guise, truly.
Zelda:  BEEEEP! Hypocrite alert! Hypocrite alert!>
I am Jerry
<Zeke: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Four: Jerry, stop trying to preach! You need to go back to making ice cream with Ben!
Zelda: Well, apparently he drowned...>
and I am a prayer warrior.
<Zeke: But what do you strive for?>
I am a servent  of the lord and will do anything to get rid of evil Gods
<Edgar: So…. do absolutely nothing at all, since there’s no such thing as deities?>.
Lately the Satanic leader Percy Jackson has taken over much of the land, along with his Satanic Army and his girlfriend whore. She has sex with other people just to get Satanic money
<Ozzy: Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?>.
That means that I have to get an army together of Christians, so that we can defeat the servents of Satan, and defeat his evil puppets, the false greek gods, who are in fact a lie created by Satan to poison people`s mind.
<Ozzy: I have like ten different songs stuck in my head now.>
Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them,
<Four: Then don’t follow them! If they keep putting up traps, they probably don’t want you around!>
after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise. – Deuteronomy 12:30 <Four: Oh, come on now, everyone knows that book was the worst in the series. The characters sucked eggs, and the plotline was hardly believable. It read   like a rule book written by some guy allergic to shellfish.>
"Hello my fellow Christian" I told Mary, who is named after Jesus`s Mother.
<Zeke: *Silly Russian accent* Greetings, comrade!
Four: In Soviet Russia, bad story writes you!> I and her are not dating,
<Edgar: do you even grammar?>
if you Satanic scum think that there is something Satanic going on.
<Ozzy: New drinking game: Every time Jerry says anything about Satan, do a shot. You’ll prob’ly wake up in a bathtub. Or the hospital.
Four: Or both!>
We are dating, but we are not having Sex until we get married.
<Zelda: Cool story, bro.
Edgar: Why is “sex” capitalized?>
But because we are 15, it means that it is going to be while before we do such a thing.

"Yes Jerry, how are you. Have you been doing the lord`s biddings?"
<Four: How many biddings?>
she asked me. I nodded my head and then she took out the bible and we read the first Chapter of Genesis, which is about the the creation of the world.
<Edgar: This has already been established. Literally, to some.
Zelda: Are they just starting to read the damn thing?> We talk about how God was so good that he was kind to create a great world as we live in.
<Edgar: A typical outlook for a brainwashed first-world illiterate who’s entirely unaware of anything outside of his congregation.
Zeke: *Ganon CD-I voice* Burn!>
He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is folly and shame unto him. -Proverbs 18:13 <Zelda: Look who’s talkin’, dodongo-brain.>
Then we discuss about how Satan had poisoned the world by inventing false gods such as Zeus and Venus, who were sex gods, which is against the Ten commandments.
<Edgar: You dolt! Zeus is a thunder god, everyone knows that!
Zeke: Well, he is prone to Kirking…
Edgar: He’s still not a sex god.>
"I need an Army to defeat the evil leader Percy Jackson" I asked her.
<Edgar: That’s not a question.
Zeke: CALL THE ARMY AND STUFF!>
I wanted an army so that I could defeat this Satanist and his ungodly army.
<Zelda: What, his summer camp buddies? Pfft, I could kick his pansy ass any day. Waterbreathing? And a pen sword? Hell, just call up a Zora and give him some crayons or someshit.>
This is America which is a Christian nation,
<Zeke: *Lex Luthor voice* WRONG! Treaty of Tripoli, bitch! Nowhere in the constitution or bill of rights does it say anything about any religion, aside from separating church and state. Just because it’s the majority, doesn’t mean it’s policy.>  
so Satanist, athesit,
<Edgar: How ironic that most of the people who give negative connotations to “atheist” don't even know how to spell it.>
hindu, muslims, buddhist, and any other non-god fearing people,
<Zelda: Why should people fear god if he’s so benevolent?
Edgar: Therein lies the fallacy, Yahweh is not benevolent.
Zelda: Exactly my point. This ain’t my first cucco ride, kid.>
who worshiped false gods, should not be allowed in this God fearing Nation.
<Edgar: Let me spell this out very simply: Muslims. Worship. Yahweh. As in, your “One true god.” They simply call him a different name. You might as well spew hate to Central America, South America and Spain for worshipping Dios.
Ozzy: But Dio is awesome!>
We must get rid of them, and make them slaves, if they agree to being a fellow Christian.
<Four: Wait, WHAT!? Wait, actually, that’s what they’re supposed to do, according to the--
Zeke: The enclosed instruction book!
Four: Yes, yes, that. That one by that guy named Matt or something like that.>
Once they truly believe in God and his son, Jesus, then would we release them to bring glory to God and his son. If they still did not believe, we would burn then, just as their fellow Satanist did when they refused to worship our lord Jesus Christ.
<Four: And what do we burn apart from witches?!
Zeke: MORE WITCHES!>
"I want to bring Glory to God"
<Zeke: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! RAWR!
Ozzy: Speakin' of which, I need about ten more skulls so I can finish mine.
Zeke: You're actually making...? Wait, why am I surprised about this?
Ozzy: So if anyone's got any cool skulls lyin' around, send me a few.
Edgar: Well, in case I don't make it through this terrible fanfiction, there's a cougar skull I've been using as a bookend that you can have.
Ozzy: *grinning* I love you Edgar...>
Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.-Isaiah 13:18
<Four: So… abortions by sword? HERESY! BLASPHEMY! SPARTA!
Zeke: HA HAHAHA!Ha hah ha ha *snort* hahaha! Heh hee, ahh. I see what you did there.>
"Then I will show you my Christian friends. You will not find a ungodly one among them. There are as clean as you can get them"
<Four: BOY FOR SALE! BOY FOR SALE! SIXPENCE A DAY TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES! BOY FOR SALE! CLEAN AS YOU CAN GET! BOOOOY FOR SAAAAALE!> she told me. She had a her hair tied back so that it would not get in her
<Zeke and Ozzy: THATSWHATSHESAID!>
and not look like a Satanic whore. She also made sure that her skirt did not show any of her legs, or else it would be a sin for a man such as myself to look at it.
<Four: Her skirt or her legs?
Ozzy: That’d mean one’a two things: She’s either a helluva dame, or tha’s one helluva fuckin’ skirt.>
And that was when I got message that a follower of the Satanic leader Percy Jackson.
<Edgar: That a follower of Percy Jackson… What?
Zeke: I used to finish my sentences, but then I took…
Four: He accidentally the whole thing, obviously.>
He was there to force people in believing in false gods that made their followers get naked and perform Satanic killings
<Zelda: That sounds awful.
Edgar: That sounds incredibly unlikely.
Ozzy: That sounds wikkid fuckin’ epic!
Four: That sounds incredibly amusing, so long as they didn’t actually hurt anyone.
Zeke: That sounds like YouTube GOLD.>
Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. -Leviticus 18:19
<Ozzy: What if it’s just a picture of a naked chick?
Edgar: What if you’re performing an operation on her?
Four: What if her clothes had been covered in napalm, and she had to remove them to avoid being burned alive? Oh, wait… Never mind.>
But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. -Deuteronomy 18:20
<Zeke: *CDi Ganon voice* Or else you will DIE!>
So I went down stair to face the false prophet.
<Edgar: There’s only one stair?
Zeke: I find your lack of stairs… disturbing.>
He was a believer in false nature gods, such as Pan, who is Satan in disguise.
<Ozzy: Whoa, he's got a really shitty disguise.
Zeke: Spoiler alert!>
He had big Satanic horns, so that everyone that was Christian could tell that he was a Satanist.
<Four: Hold on, is he a satanist or is he satan? I’m confused.
Zelda: He’s horny, that’s all we know.
Ozzy: AHAHAHAHAAA! oh, tha’s great.>
"Believe in my god Pan" said the Satyr. "I am Grover and I am servent of Pan and Satan, who are great gods. They are better then God and Jesus"
<Edgar: Then god and jesus what? then what did they do? Finish your damnable sentences, idiot!
Four: *Sesame Street Grover Voice* Hello dere! I’m here to teach you kids about Satan! *gesticulating* He’s a biiiig-- ha ha ha haaa! Ha, oh dear, I can’t even… Hee… heh heh… ah.>
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -Exodus 22:20
<Zeke: It goes something like this: Ka-BOOOOOOM! I’mma Firin’ mah Judgement! BWAAAAAARGH! MMMM! DIE! BAMZ! MMMM! YOU MUST DIE!>
So to defeat this Satanic scum, me, Mary and one of her Christian friends that was there, her name was Ruth, prayed to God and our lord Jesus Christ, to bring down this false prophet.
<Edgar: And while you were distracted, they went away so they could carry on with their lives without a bunch of mad cultists trying to kill them. They joined the witness protection programme, moved to Newark, New Jersey, and lived contentedly after for approximately 75 to 80 years each. The end.>
And behold, a group of locus came from the heavens and ate Grover alive. No part of his body, other then his guts and his brains, was left. No even his bones remained.
<Zeke: *Mortal Kombat announcer voice* FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Edgar: They left the COMPLETELY EDIBLE internal organs but ate indigestible bones.
Four: Did they leave the brain as a trophy or something? I’d put that in a jar, maybe parade around with it some. Gloat. Something along those lines.>
And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left. -Exodus 10:12
<Zelda: Cool-eth gospel, Broseph of Nazareth.>
So we brought glory to God. We killed a sheep so that we can say thanks to God.
<Zeke: Wait, isn't that what the Satanists are supposed to do?
Zelda: PETA's heads would explode.
Ozzy: But wouldn't it be great if PETA n' Jerry just finished each other off?...
Four: You are cordially invited to the Socially Retarded Cult of Yahweh and Son’s annual WHAT IN THE BULL-FUCKING HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM Bar-Be-Cue. No alcohol allowed. Wear only burqas and magic underwear. baptisms mandatory. Curfew is 5:00 PM. BYOB.>
Then we went back church and prayed some more.
<Zeke: *TF2 Heavy Voice* BWAAAHAHAHAAA! PRRRAY SUMMOAR! AHAHAHAAAA!>
We read the Bible and how Paul convert many people to God.
<Zelda: Skipping around, are we?>
Then Mary`s friends came and we made them members of the Order of the Prayer Warriors.
Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. -Isaiah 13:16
<Four: Is that your initiation process!?
Zelda: I wouldn’t put it past ‘em…>
Believers in Christ: Thank you for read this and I hope you have turn to the glory of God and his eternal son Jesus Christ, the greatest thing to ever happen to this earth. May all that read this be save.
<Zeke: A public service announcement from the BeanBean Demonslayer Council. The less you know
Zelda: Conglaturation, a stupid psychopath is you.>
Jesus: You done me well son.
<Zeke: Son, I am disappoint.
Zelda: Mmmhm, you know you done did me well, son! Mmhm, I had told y’all he was fi’nn’a do well, and what happened? Exactly what I said would happen. *snaps fingers*>
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord for giving me live and allow me to write this. Amen.
(MST) Prayer Warriors ep. 1
The-Max765  and I are back with a vengeance! and this time... it's, well, what we usually do. Anywho, this is an MST (Maxverse Science Theatre) of a FSM-awful Percy Jackson hater-fic called "Prayer Warriors" by some dipsh!t on another website that I will not specify.

Credits go where credits go, I own none of the characters in this MST or in the fic itself, I just wrote the sh!t.
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Ok, it's not that awesome just yet, it's only 1 level with no enemies.the only problem is that it's a jumping puzzle and I suck at those, so I need someone to playtest it so I know it's actually possible to play-through. If it is, expect updates. If it's not, expect a new version. If no-one tests it, then I'm not going to keep making the game. The game is located here: www.sploder.com/?s=d004e1k0 If you don't have an account on the website, just review it here on my journal. I've tested it some, but I just need more input. Thanks!
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Skrillex
  • Reading: my giant book of Doctor Who that I've named Tom
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: my game
  • Eating: rice crackers
  • Drinking: juice
I kind of want to re-write Katy Perry songs to be more intellectual. I'm either having one of those episodes or just really fucking bored.
  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: Katy Perry
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: SSBB
  • Eating: Jelly Babies
  • Drinking: Tea
Ok, it's not that awesome just yet, it's only 1 level with no enemies.the only problem is that it's a jumping puzzle and I suck at those, so I need someone to playtest it so I know it's actually possible to play-through. If it is, expect updates. If it's not, expect a new version. If no-one tests it, then I'm not going to keep making the game. The game is located here: www.sploder.com/?s=d004e1k0 If you don't have an account on the website, just review it here on my journal. I've tested it some, but I just need more input. Thanks!
  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Skrillex
  • Reading: my giant book of Doctor Who that I've named Tom
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: my game
  • Eating: rice crackers
  • Drinking: juice

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The First Doctor


William Hartnell

:iconfirstdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:We're always in trouble! Isn't this extraordinary - it follows us everywhere!

The Second Doctor


Patrick Troughton

:iconseconddoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Oh, my giddy aunt!

The Third Doctor


Jon Pertwee

:iconthirddoctorplz::iconsaysplz: Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.

The Fourth Doctor


Tom Baker

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:icontomblplz::icontombrplz::iconsaysplz:Would you like a jelly baby?
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The Fifth Doctor


Peter Davison

:iconfifthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz: An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.

The Sixth Doctor


Colin Baker

:iconsixthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Change? What change? There is no change... no time, no rhyme, no place for space, nothing! Nothing but the grinding engines of the universe, the crushing boredom of eternity!
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The Seventh Doctor


Sylvester McCoy</h3>
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The Eighth Doctor


Paul McGann

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The Ninth Doctor


Christopher Eccleston

:iconninthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Fantastic!

The Tenth Doctor


David Tennant

:icondavidtennantplz::iconsaysplz:People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
:icondoctorwhoplz:Oh yeah, and Allons-y! :D

The Eleventh Doctor


Matt Smith

:iconmattsmithplz::iconsaysplz: I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?
:iconbowtieplz::iconsaysplz:bowties are cool.
:icontrollfaceplz::iconsaysplz:No they're not.
:iconangrydoctorplz::iconsaysplz:YES THEY ARE!
:iconriversongplz::iconsaysplz:Is this guy bothering you, sweetie?
:icontrollfaceplz::iconsaysplz:Oh Shit.


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Oh yeah, almost forgot sherlock!
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I know these people irl: :iconfirelorddarkskull::iconwhat-may-be-lost::iconthe-max765::iconsamahazelmana::iconzealousyzahhak::iconparadoxprophet::iconmangafreak14::iconmsdevildawg: :iconrebelliousangel666:
Current Residence: Gallifrey
Favourite genre of music: anything political/ feel inducing
Favourite style of art: shinies
Operating System: Aspergers OS
MP3 player of choice: the TARDIS
Favourite cartoon character: the 10th as portrayed by Kevin Bolk
Personal Quote: Imagination is more important than knowledge-- Albert Einstein
Favourite word: Dapper
Favourite show: I'll give you two guesses.
Current companions: :iconfirelorddarkskull: :iconwhat-may-be-lost: :iconthe-max765:

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Nocturius Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student General Artist
Thanks for the Fav!/ Merci pour le fav!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
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CREEPY STARING INTENSIFIES
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Sherlock's opinion on Bieber...

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crazyartist12 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no! the Fangirls! They know my biggest scerct!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
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No you're not. You're a Jurassic period sauropod.

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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
:iconmineturtleplz::iconsays3plz:Hello!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
My comments are OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Oh god... Oh god... Someone here made Brutal Legend fanfiction starring... Nickelback. Yes, Nickelback. It's disgusting. Read at your own risk... www.deviantart.com/d78lzx1
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