|This is hanging up in my room as of now.|
Omegle strikes again.
Stranger: 16 m
You: 18 f
You: whatchu up to
Stranger: lieing in bed wbu
You: eating cake
Stranger: oh ahah wasnt expecting that is it yummy?
You: what were you expecting
You: something along the lines of "playing with my titties"?
You: they're on holiday as of now.
Stranger: im not even sure what i was expecting & well that would of been nice
You: they like to play hopstocth while I'm sleeping
You: it's bloody annoyng
Stranger: what they big or sumet lol
You: they think they are, but they're not
Stranger: i reckon they are huge
You: they're always barking at bigger boobs like they're gonna fight or something
You: but the second the other ones make a move they hide right back in my shirt
You: the girls have a mind of their own, I'll tell ya.
Stranger: can we stop talking about your tits please its making me think about tits and that
You: they're on holidya, like I said
You: probably geting shitfaced somewhere in holland
Stranger: im confused 😂
You: you know holland, right?
Stranger: i know holland
You: they've got a bit of a skyfoogle problem, I hear
You: only real way to get rid of em is a nice old fashioned bag of plums
You: or toenails, if you're really desperate
Stranger: i have not a clue what your on about
You: plums and such
Stranger: but im quite enjoying your company tbh
You: have you ever kissed a cat? :3
Stranger: no 😂
You: have you ever seen a cat?
Stranger: i have
You: have you ever been mauled by a purple cat in a fancy striped suit with a singing fork?
Stranger: no i haven't, have you ever been mauled by a massive cock
You: a load of hens, maybe, but no
Stranger: thought you might have
You: what species are you?
You: just wondering
Stranger: big cock thats what I am
You: well, that's not going to work. I'm a cat, I eat birds
You: and sweet rolls, but that's beside the point
Stranger: well your just gunna have to
Stranger: eat cock
Stranger: im afraid
You: I do enjoy some chicken nuggets
Stranger: well then its fine
You: they're made of good quality giblets where Im from
Stranger: can i ask you a question ?
You: did you know that if smeone were to bite off your dick while it was hard you wold die?
You: what's the question?
Stranger: have you got mental problemsm
You: is this relevant?
You: and yes, yes I have.
Stranger: just you sound very crazy
You: I can't imagine why you would say that
Stranger: i dont know why
You: because potato
Stranger: are you going to get horny with me or not thats the only reason im here
You: I'm a cat, not a goat.
You: I don't have horns
You: are you a goat?
Stranger: just fuck you 😂
You: no thank you
You: do you know what cats like to play with?
Stranger: What m
Stranger: come play with my.balls
You: are thye ping pong balls
You: or tennis balls
Stranger: no big hairy bollockz
You: or calvinballs
You: this escelated quickly
You: wait a minute
You: are you from albuqurque
Stranger: no why
You: because once i took a wrong turn there and nothing was ever the same
Stranger: what 😢
You: and my mum fed me a big bowl of sauerkraut every single morning
You: it was driving me crazy
Stranger: suck.my cock.
You: too many feathers
Stranger: just suck it bitch
You: I'm a cat, not a dog
You: oh, I see
Stranger: well let me fuch a pussy cat then
You: you're talkig about your PINGAS
You: CUE THE MUSIC!~
You: da na nanana nananaaaaaaa~!
You: I like cereal
Stranger has disconnected.
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