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I come here to write a journal on my problems with the American government, because all of my family live in the states and it disturbs the living fuck out of me, and the FUCKING WEBSITE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. WHAT THE FUCK dA!?
  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: Black Sabbath
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Skyrim
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Tea
trolling pervs like a moose

[before this was unnecessary sex shit. I said I was female for the record]

Stranger: baby listen

Stranger: cn we doing video chat plz

Stranger: i wanna sex wid u live

You: im a moose

Stranger: moose???

You: moose

Stranger: moose mean??

You: should have said, sorry

Stranger: ok

You: giant deer thing that lives in canada

Stranger: so cn we add on any app?

You: moosebbok

Stranger: den we dng sex everytym

You: *moosebook

Stranger: ok

You: we talk about antlers

Stranger: kik?

You: dont kick me

Stranger: facebook?

You: im a moose

Stranger: skype?

Stranger: tango?

You: mosse cant dance

Stranger: only moosebook?

You: mooo

Stranger: ok

You: do you have a defibrillator??

Stranger: wats ur username on moosebook?

You: i need to save my hamster

You: hes having a heart attack

You: he smoked too many marijuanas

Stranger: do u use skype?

Stranger: or facebook?

You: i use my teeth

Stranger: wat??

Stranger: plz dont joke

You: om nom nom

You: but im a moose

Stranger: defibrillator i havent

You: do u have any a/c batteries

Stranger: i dont know wat i smoose?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i have facebook

Stranger: skype

Stranger: kik

Stranger: tango

You: silly a/c batteries dont exist

Stranger: whats app

Stranger: we chat

You: the skay

Stranger: wat?

You: the skay is ap

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i download it

You: the sky id up

Stranger: wats ur username on skay

Stranger: ?

You: the sky

Stranger: wat?

Stranger: plz write properly

Stranger: u confusing me

You: moo

Stranger: ??

Stranger: mooo ??

You: moo moo mooo

Stranger: d*ck d*ck d*ck

Stranger: lolz

Stranger: *ss *ss *ss

Stranger: p*ssy p*ssy p*ssy

You: c*cks c*cks c*ck

Stranger: suck suck suck

You: do u watch ytp

Stranger: yeah

You: yay

You: whos ur fav pooper

Stranger: i hungry for ur p*ssy

Stranger: madison ivy

You: dont eat my cat weirdo

Stranger: i am wyatt

You: he has tapeworms

Stranger: she is female

Stranger: lisa ann

Stranger: madison ivy

You: my cat has tapeworms

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so eat them

Stranger: lolz

You: their names are bob and mr. intestineface

You: i'll keep them in a jar when they die

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so wat i am doing

You: just like my finger

Stranger: oh really

You: yes

Stranger: now i hold ur hair tightly and [not adding this bit]

You: my cat bit it off

You: i put my d*ck on your nose

You: boop

Stranger: u m?

You: i have a vestigial tail

Stranger: go away

You: his name is wallace

Stranger: u gay

Stranger: f*ck off

You: happy and gay

He disconnected at this point.
  • Mood: Devious
  • Listening to: cs188
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Oblivion
  • Eating: Cheese!
  • Drinking: Tea
A democracy is a form of government of the people, by the people, and for the people. A dysfunctional, pseudo-theocratic plutocracy is that plus about 250 years of stagnation, incumbency, corporate personhood, and a general culture of idiocy.
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Skrillex
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Oblivion
  • Eating: Cheese!
  • Drinking: Tea
I has boredom. And therefore fury. And no chortles.
  • Mood: Depressed
  • Listening to: White Stripes
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Oblivion
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Tea
So I did this already a while ago, but I feel it's time to re-evaluate my character. Allons-y!

[Name] The Doctor
[Birthday] Whenever I want cake
[Weight] 105 lbs
[Astrological sign?] TARDIS Xing
[Chinese zodiac sign?]
[Location] TARDIS
[Marital Status ] It's... complicated.
[Eye color] Green
[Height] 5'5
[Shoe size] I like shoes.
[Parents still together?] Dead
[Siblings?] 1 sister, deceased.
[Nieces/Nephews?] None
[Kids of your own?] Technically
[Grandkids?] Not that I know of
[Rent, lease, or own your home?] I'm a hobo who lives in a box.
[Have any credit cards?] That would be disastrous.
[What do you drive?] TARDIS, 1931 model A
Favorites
[ Colour] A lot, at the same time.
[ Number ] Pi
[ Animal ] Pig
[ Vehicle] TARDIS
[ Flower ] Rose
[ Scent ] Tea
[ Shape ] Triangle
[ Book ] I have a library in my house. Your question is invalid.

Do you...
[ Color your hair? ] No
[ Twirl your hair? ] Yes
[ Have tattoos? ] Possibly
[ Piercing? ] Ear
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] No need.
[ Drink/Smoke? ] With friends
[ Like roller coasters? ] Yes!
[ Wish you could live somewhere else] I live everywhere.
[ Want more piercing? ] Meh.
[ Like cleaning? ] That's K-9's job.
[Write in cursive or print? ] Chicken scratch. I'm too busy documenting things to bother with good handwriting.
[ Carry a donor card? ] A what?
[ Swear a lot? ] Like a fuckin' sailor.
[ Own a web cam? ] Yes
[ Know how to drive? ] Sort of
[ Diet? ] I'm on the "I eat whatever the fuck I want" diet.
[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes.
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] No...
[ Habla Espanol? ] Se habla Espanol

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] No, I drove away too fast.
[ DUI? ] No...
[ Been in a wreck? ] Loads of times
[ Been arrested? ] Also loads of times
[ Been in a fist fight? ] I'm bad at fighting.
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Yes, it was hilarious
[ Stolen anything? ] How do you think I have so much stuff?
[ Held a gun? ] Yes. Guns are heavy.
[ Drank? ] Yes.
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] I need to be drunk to forget things?
[Considered a life of crime? ] Considered?
[ Considered being a hooker? ] We're talking about fishing, right?
[ Cried over a girl? ] A friend.
[ Cried over a boy? ] Also a friend.
[ Lied to someone? ] See rule #1
[ Been in love? ] That sounds messy.
[Been rejected? ] From various jobs, yes.
[ Used someone? ] As a pretend hostage? Yes.
[ Been used? ] Probably.
[ Been kissed] Amy is weird.


Now
[Current mood] I like bananas.
[Current music] Aqua. Wait, no, forget I said that!
[Current taste] Tea
[Current hair] Doesn't matter, not ginger.
[Current annoyance] Boredom.
[Current smell] I need a shower.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Probably something.
[Current windows open?] I'm in space. That would be a bad idea.
[Current desktop picture] Why would I keep pictures there? they're much nicer on the wall.
[Current book] BOOKS!
[Current cds in stereo] Beethoven, Metallica, Skrillex, various bands from other planets.
[Current crush] Crushing things is sort of loud.
[Current hate] Daleks, Fundies, cherry-flavoured cough syrup.
[Current jobs] being the Doctor

The last time
[Last movie you saw] Life of Brian
[Last thing you had to drink] Tea
[Last thing you ate] Jelly babies
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Max

Do you...
[Do drugs?] Yes, why do you ask?
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] Come to think of it, yes!
[Play an instrument?] Does a recorder count?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] What do you think?
[Remember your first love?] love?
[Still love him/her?] Who?
[Read the newspaper?] Of course!
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Probably
[Believe in miracles?] I do not currently reside on Bullshit Mountain, no.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] What?
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] Not really.
[Consider love a mistake?] Mistake is an understatement.
[Have a favorite candy?] Jelly babies!
[Do well in school?] Somewhat.
[Go to or plan to go to college] Done that.
[Wear hats?] HATS!
[Hate yourself?] No, but Second me is always pissing off Third me.
[Have an obsession?] Yes.
[Have a secret crush?] I think we discussed this earlier.
[Do they know yet?] Who?

[Collect anything?] Yes.
[Have a best friend?] Companion> Best friend.
[Close friends?] HOORAY FOR COMPANIONS!
[Like your handwriting?] Chicken scratch but I like it
[Care about looks?] lol.

=Love life=

[First kiss] Does CPR count?
[Single or attached?] Last I checked, I have no conjoined twins.
[Ever been in love?] What?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Singularities?
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: Aqua
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Oblivion
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Tea
I come here to write a journal on my problems with the American government, because all of my family live in the states and it disturbs the living fuck out of me, and the FUCKING WEBSITE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. WHAT THE FUCK dA!?
  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: Black Sabbath
  • Reading: Stiff
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Skyrim
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Tea

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The First Doctor


William Hartnell

:iconfirstdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:We're always in trouble! Isn't this extraordinary - it follows us everywhere!

The Second Doctor


Patrick Troughton

:iconseconddoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Oh, my giddy aunt!

The Third Doctor


Jon Pertwee

:iconthirddoctorplz::iconsaysplz: Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.

The Fourth Doctor


Tom Baker

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:icontomblplz::icontombrplz::iconsaysplz:Would you like a jelly baby?
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The Fifth Doctor


Peter Davison

:iconfifthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz: An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.

The Sixth Doctor


Colin Baker

:iconsixthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Change? What change? There is no change... no time, no rhyme, no place for space, nothing! Nothing but the grinding engines of the universe, the crushing boredom of eternity!
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The Seventh Doctor


Sylvester McCoy</h3>
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The Eighth Doctor


Paul McGann

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The Ninth Doctor


Christopher Eccleston

:iconninthdoctorplz::iconsaysplz:Fantastic!

The Tenth Doctor


David Tennant

:icondavidtennantplz::iconsaysplz:People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
:icondoctorwhoplz:Oh yeah, and Allons-y! :D

The Eleventh Doctor


Matt Smith

:iconmattsmithplz::iconsaysplz: I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?
:iconbowtieplz::iconsaysplz:bowties are cool.
:icontrollfaceplz::iconsaysplz:No they're not.
:iconangrydoctorplz::iconsaysplz:YES THEY ARE!
:iconriversongplz::iconsaysplz:Is this guy bothering you, sweetie?
:icontrollfaceplz::iconsaysplz:Oh Shit.


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Oh yeah, almost forgot sherlock!
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Current Residence: Gallifrey
Favourite genre of music: anything political/ feel inducing
Favourite style of art: shinies
Operating System: Aspergers OS
MP3 player of choice: the TARDIS
Favourite cartoon character: the 10th as portrayed by Kevin Bolk
Personal Quote: Imagination is more important than knowledge-- Albert Einstein
Favourite word: Dapper
Favourite show: I'll give you two guesses.
Current companions: :iconfirelorddarkskull: :iconwhat-may-be-lost: :iconthe-max765:

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Sherlock's opinion on Bieber...

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Oh no! the Fangirls! They know my biggest scerct!
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My comments are OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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Oh god... Oh god... Someone here made Brutal Legend fanfiction starring... Nickelback. Yes, Nickelback. It's disgusting. Read at your own risk... www.deviantart.com/d78lzx1
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FYI I found Brutal Legend and Skyrim!
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:iconrainbowbummiecakeplz: happy b-day :3
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