my immortal g33k version. ch1

Chapter the F1rst.

OHAI THAR! Special kodos (get it, like kudos!) to my comrade (derp not in that way) leach, (spockling55) for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Lewis you're the love of my forever alone life you rock to! THE YOGSCAST ROCKS!!

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Greetings! My name is Leia Maxley Fuzz'ness Lupin and I have crazy dishwater blonde hair (that's how I got my name) with blonde bits and knaps that won't come out. It reaches my mid-back and I've got shiny blue eyes like lapis and a lot of people tell me I look like female Weird Al (if you don't know who he is, That's ok, just look it up online ). I'm not related to Professor Lupin but I wish I were because he's a majorly nice guy. I'm a Vulcan but my ears look pretty normal, if a bit elven. I have kinda pale skin, the kind you get when you stay inside playing video games all the time. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a g33k (in case you couldn't tell ) and I wear frumpy clothes and smart-ass geeky t-shirts. I love conventions and I buy most of my shirts from them. For example: today I was wearing a WOW tee with a pair of holey jeans, pink fuzzeh socks and brownish combat boots. I don't wear makeup, so sometimes jerks and jocks will call me lesbian. Good for them, learning new words! Maybe soon they'll learn what they mean. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about (we had been having a drought back across the pond, so it was kinda refreshing.). A lot of jocks stared at me. I waved at them, which made them feel awkward.

"Hey Leia!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Ron Weasley!

"Hi thar, Ron, whatcha doin'?" I asked.

"Nothin'." he said, trying to sound innocent.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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Is it good? Please tell me, fellow g33ks!